
Team
Principal - Scott Lokie 'The perfectionist'
Wanted in 7 country's for severe Talbot Samba abuse Scott spends most of his time looking pink. Being an international male model keeps Scott busy, as does promoting his new
range of carbon fibre G-strings and boob tubes. Being the first man to discover wood, made Scott a fortune which he later lost betting against the Harlem Globe Trotters. Every Thursday
Scott runs through Harrogate wearing a toupe and a Girls Aloud T-shirt. Scott also believes he lives permanently in 1985, and has been wearing the same shirt for 25 years, although he has complained it's getting smaller
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